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Jam Monster E-Liquid - PB & Jam Monster

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    PB & Jam Monster | Jam Monster E-Liquid

    Again we find the Jam Monster in the wild and a-prowling

    Stepping with stomps and giant tummy a-growling

    As he passes through thrashed aisles of the grocery store.

    He guesses he clashes with the people there before.

    Following the looting and riots that proceeded to occur

    After the first shopper saw the approaching mound of fur

    And dashed out the door with a loud scream and louder shout,

    Causing all sorts of chaos to come about,

    The Monster had total freedom to shop around.

    Naturally, he found his way to the big round

    jars of grape jam, arranged for minimum wage,

    and a thick loaf for toast to perfectly set the stage.

    Of course, next is butter to serve as a topping,

    then he would chow down with no signs of stopping.

    But as he lumbered and lazed his way to self-checkout

    He came across a product they must've just recently let out

    He picked up a jar and with a rumble, he uttered,

    "What in tarnation...peanut butter...?"

    He shook his head in disbelief and concern.

    "Beans on toast is something these people must unlearn,"

    he thought to himself, but never close-minded,

    he raised a finger, dipping it into the grinded

    peanut concoction. Giving a scoop,

    pulled out a clump and plopped it down with a ploop

    onto some toast he had stored in his hair

    (He never dares to go anywhere unprepared).

    He slathered on jam and took a bite of what he made

    "This isn't just good...this is grrrrrr—!"

    Just then, the SWAT team burst in with Kellogg's lawyers united.

    Even the Jam Monster can't say things copyrighted!

    Flavor Profile: Grape | Jam | Butter | Toast | Peanut Butter

    75 VG / 25 PG Blend

    Choose from 0mg (No Nicotine), 3mg, & 6mg nicotine strength.

    Available in 100mL Chubby Gorilla unicorn bottles.

    IMPORTANT NOTE: This product may contain nicotine and it should always be kept away from children and pets. It is HIGHLY recommended that you shake the bottle wel

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